About two weeks ago or so, I overheard a conversation between two girls that made me want to simultaneously break down in a fit of laughter and smack my head against the wall in a fit of despair.
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Girl 1: Hey I really liked the penguins at the exhibit at that aquarium we went to today!
Girl 2: Eh? Penguins? There weren't any penguins at that exhibit. There were puffer fish though...
Girl 1: OH YEAH. PUFFER FISH. THAT'S WHAT I MEANT.
Me: *Speechless*
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A little later in their conversation, I overheard another snippet that was just as...interesting as before, if not more. I'm not sure who said what in terms of who I labeled Girl 1 and Girl 2 in the puffer fish/penguin conversation, but this is how it went...
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Girl 1: Hey so I have blood type O-.
Girl 2: Oh, isn't that the rarest blood type? Hm...no, wait it's AB! No, no, it's OA!
Girl 1: Really? Does that exist?
Girl 2: I'm not sure. Damn, I should know this. I just volunteered at the blood drive today!
Me: /)__(\
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Yeah. #college
P.S. 1: I wasn't being creepy and listening in on their conversation from around the corner or anything. I was showering and these girls were conversing in the stalls next to me.
P.S. 2: I just feel the need to point out that I go to an extremely reputable university. I don't mean anything by it. Just stating a fact.
P.S. 3: Oh hey! Finally a post that isn't during the wee hours of the morn'! :D
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